GOLF…IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LOOK!
GOLF…IT’S ALL ABOUT THE LOOK! Let’s be honest, most of my fellow golf duffers suck at the game. And to be brutally honest, I suck so much that the trees lean inwards on the fairways with the vacuum...
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SLOW PLAY! If you are re-plumb bobbing your own sad version of an Ernie Ells 7-putt, and your embarrassed friends are already waiting at the next tee. And should you turn back to the tee deck behind...
View ArticleGOLF APPS
GOLF APPS You’ve got to love the newest and latest, high-tech apps to improve your golf game! OK, imagine you’re on the #5 fairway at Western Trent (not in the cedars on the right)…I said “imagine”....
View ArticleFROST DELAY?
FROST DELAY? I must be Canadian. It was +9°C and a stiff breeze was coming in from the northwest after an additional cooling from Lake Simcoe. I’m not the only moron. Western Trent has been steady...
View ArticleIN THE DARK
IN THE DARK I would like to step out of character for a moment and proclaim my extreme putting abilities and all-round golfing prowess. Most of you know my shyness for acknowledging a win…but I must...
View ArticleTAI CHI & GOLF
TAI CHI & GOLF I started going to Tai Chi classes twice a week this winter. I read that one’s golf game could improve due to the flexibility enhancements, the self-induced meditative calmness and...
View ArticleWHERE’S ZHA DRINKS CART?
WHERE’S ZHA DRINKS CART? Alcohol and golf, do they mish (do they mix)? I don no, what’s the queston? All I know is where’s zha drinks cart? Well there’s the scientific approach. If one has too many...
View ArticleATTENTION TO DETAIL
ATTENTION TO DETAIL The women at Western Trent have “an eye for detail”…and that’s a good thing! We can’t help but appreciate the ‘attention to detail’ when we feel the fine linen napkins at Nine...
View ArticleTUESDAY LEAGUE OPENER
TUESDAY LEAGUE OPENER What can I possibly say…great game, great weather, great staff, great course conditions, great food and drink, great friends…so I guess, GREAT OPENER. By Paul D. Bell, SANDBAGGER...
View ArticleBIRDIES
BIRDIES What is it with golf and the bird terminology? Birdy, eagle and albitross…or, “crap, I flew the green” or “wow it’s nested in that fescue deep”. As it is rare for me to get a bird when...
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